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The film.
NOT the series!

Not so long ago, I was a little innocent creatures, also known as a child. A child of not less than 10 years that followed in the Arts only Knight Rider, Baywatch and even the A-Team on TV. During saved in a mail car and a super geiles be permed owner of the world in the second series were beautiful people in the center that saved the side with a recessed belly (but without the perm), the world or drowning man. But the third series, which had surely all: beautiful people and awesome car. Actually, it was just a car, a black van (Natascha Kampusch this is only for you!) Of each episode up to one-to-no-more, from, and VER was obstructed, so that a tank, a horse, a Stealthjet and a bouquet of flowers were out of it. This show was a cult, and while all were on that pretty boy face, I could not decide between Hannibal and Murdock. Only Mr. T was always silly!



And what would Hollywood because if would not think there is not any Dödel director with studio in the neck "when the series makes millions, what do I do then with a movie? Or even a whole series of movies? "And now, we imagine, this Dödel director has eyes with dollar signs in it. So it must be have been!

Well, as already described in the beginning - there are some time has passed that I have been following the series of children with glowing eyes, I could not after the movie different, and compare one with another. Not apples and oranges, but at least Granny Smith with Crown Prince Rudolf.

Actually, the film was supposed to be a prequel, that is a film that comes along with the following message "compares your not me there before, because I play for the whole of what you already know and to that extent one must see me as a single piece and criticize me deliberately only very slightly
Maybe yes why the van (in my opinion I suppose the statistics of the series was not there and the characters) seem like cheap copies of the original, I have unfortunately, much too much to expect and I was enttöuscht accordingly.

flat dialogue, the bad guys are, of course, somewhere in a desert area and look kinda like Osama bin Laden and do their transactions in Germany (terror-Nazis or less), the stunts are so far-fetched that Tom Cruise in every Mission Impossible yes almost looks realistic, the love story with Jessica "I was once in the Seventh Heaven and drive it for a long time now with Mr. Sexy Back" Biel was extremely interesting and embarrassing and, above all, there is no van! It is (almost) rebuilt anything. It's like Baywatch without release, Knight Rider without Bonnie's garbage man overalls and Star Trek without Spock's carved Ohrwaschel!
This film is less a feast for cinema, DVD evenings than with (much) beer and (even more) greasy stuff.

Oh yes: a second part is safe. This is a warning!