Nowadays you can even do any movies. People shoot each other in sadomasochism - practices and called the hostel and then strips or Saw. Tell others to do the good old story, reveal the truth and break taboos and then call it Star Wars. Still others take just a weapon. And over and over and over again.
Actually you have at The expandables already read the poster run away screaming. Sly "when I speak understands me no one, because my lip is stuck on the last lifting" Stallone does not just play the main role, he directs and the worst: he co-wrote the screenplay. That's right, all the hate mail, letter bombs and poisoned Mon Cherie's contact to his address - he is really to blame for everything!
There are supposedly somewhere out there people who think Rocky and its sequels for countless good films. Well, there are now also cloned sheep, this rumor makes me won skeptisch.
Dann gibt es angeblich Menschen, die meinen Rambo’s Dialoge seien klassisch und humorvoll.
Genau diese Menschen sind es wohl, die The Expendables toll finden und ich nehme fast einmal an, dass alle davon in Amerika leben. Wo sonst? Alles passiert wenn überhaupt NUR in Amerika. Aliens landen immer in Amerika. Die Eiszeit beginnt immer in Amerika. Die perversesten Serienmörder kommen immer aus Amerika. Warum sollte also nicht auch eine handvoll Leute da drüben allein wegen Sly ins Kino gehen.
Ich möchte euch nicht den Inhalt und die ganzen (mindestens 2!) Gags vorab erzählen, deswegen nur soviel
1. Akt (Vorgeschichte)
Bumm, Bumm, blödes Blabla, einmal der Versuch a joke, then again Bumm Bumm
second Current (Body)
boom, boom, blah stupid, the attempt of drama, explosion, Bumm Bumm
third Akt (end)
stupid blah, boom, boom, blah stupid, hint at a possible 2nd part, Bumm
There are even great critics who really have much to say about the strip and even unknowing explain where the word "Expendable "comes from.
Now, I notice now a spontaneous 20 things that are better / funnier / smarter than this film, so I made myself while watching an appointment for a root canal. If my eyes could talk - they would throw up! Praise the God
Downloading P2P networks. Incredible waste. Incredibly pointless.
Reminds me somehow of HC Strache.
