Oder – heute kann ja wohl jeder ein Buch schreiben
Was machen Leute, die irgendwann mal berühmt waren, jetzt kurz vor der Pension stehen und noch einmal auf sich aufmerksam machen wollen?
- Sie schreiben ein Buch
Was machen Leute, process the tragedies do not care if your own (Natascha Kampusch) or those of other people (relatives of Natascha Kampusch)?
- write a book
What do people who simply want to take money?
- write a book
trips, we returned once in the past. Long, very long ago, that at some point even started any of writing a book about his own life. I could now call it incredibly interesting people, like Jesus or Martin Luther (the one with the theories, not with the dream!). I would not if I would not call a lot more important people: I am there now als Beispiel Dieter „alta du bist scheißäääää, du!“ Bohlen. Der hatte zu dem Zeitpunkt ja schon alles erlebt: Milliarden Schallplatten dank fehlenden Hoden verkauft, Penisbruch dank Bildzeitung und Naddel in die Öffentlichkeit gebracht, Klage dank Beleidigungen in DSDS a la „wenn ich dich sehe, krieg ich das Kotzen du, und wennste dann auch noch singst, muss ich glaub ich Harakiri machen, du“ bekommen, Feldbusch gedroschen, Naddel gevögelt – einfach alles, was jeder Mann so will.
Und dann hat der sich gedacht: hey, ich verdiene schon das ganze Leben mit Scheiße verdammt viel Geld, ich bring das jetzt alles in ein Buch, die Idioten lesen den Müll doch eh alle. Tatsächlich. Weeks of best - in your Face Harry Potter!
I have this "work" not be read, but still find it rather ... Well, we say that bad.
Looking at various bestseller lists, writes really well someone is always doing things and it seems like it would be the biggest shit sell most readily. For example, wetlands a certain Charlotte Roche . This book is the first page to last a mere list of perversions of all kinds, including dry sperm bubble gum and it sold about as easy as Why men are bad and women top (or so this sort of thing). This however was a recording of mom-wisdom, a la "Men prefer to watch sports than women, because men prefer to watch sports as women or men also like to pee standing up. This is in fact faster. " Incomprehensible for me is the Harry Popottnig hype, but that's probably because I'm above 12.
The same goes for Twilight .
Now it's time again. Someone has thought of itself "it must still be a way to make money with dementia and tadaaaaaa: the book" Everything But Cheerful "by Mr. Tschäcki Lugner - Helmut Lord Helmchen Werner will be available on Devil's day. A story that begins like a fairy tale:
A young Prolo wins Prince of the Kingdom of American Idol at the royal Karaoke casting only the ungrateful 2nd place, after which it is a noble nobleman, the mortar with his Botox lipprigen miners Helmut Werner faraway Principality of Vienna brings to him there at the court to make famous.
Sorry, the book ends as a horror movie: The Squire
is struck by the Prolo-Prince. In the face. A bit.
The author (who incidentally co-written with someone else, the book, with sharp tongues - like mine - say except the page number has nothing to Werner contributed) was at the press conference anlässich note of the publication, that there is less about revenge and satisfaction than to look behind the scenes talent show and the business of alcohol, hookers and drugs.
Dear Helmut Werner,
I do not know you and you would also be welcome no matter-at least I'm female and over 19 years old. I will not buy your book, even if I could so that Richard Lugners support management. I do not know how they get the idea that anyone interested Fröhlich for this subject, or for, or for Menowin.
I just hope that - ever the Lord should be Cheerful Book being read to - do not get another in the face. We can not imagine how you could disfigure you even more. Fortunately, you know the Worsek. Although I'd actually sue, on what has been done to you until now. on Amazon it is already 3 pre-orders for the book-so only on -
My sincere condolences and good luck!
Love, Therese
