long, long time ago. There was once a time when there was never a year where not a film at a time with Miss Jolie arrived (Pitt?) Has been launched in the cinemas. Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider 2, Alexander, Beowulf without long waiting times could you review the wonderful, most beautiful of all beauties of Hollywood (sometimes even in the altogether). Pretty much all the movies were the biggest nonsense of course content, but appearance is apparently more important than talent, so this lady got absolutely every role in every movie um jede Summer der Welt.
Und dann kam er. Mr. "7 Jahre in Tibet". Mr. "ich bin ein Mann, ich nehme Botox- get used to it!" Mr. "Die eine von Friends zu vögeln ist mir zu fad, ich will eine verruchte Sado Maso Braut, die so eine Art Mutterkomplex hat." Ja, das Zeitalter von Jolie- Pitt, Brangelina, Massenadoptionen, Zwillingsgeburten und eigentümlichen Taufnamen begann. Aus der sexy, crazy Luderbiene wurde die brave, sichtlich immer dünner werdende, ausgemergelte „mir ist Charity wichtiger, als alles Geld der Welt“- Angelina Jolie. Und seit diesem Zeitpunkt mag ich sie leider nicht mehr. Diese Frau war einst so schön, so unnahbar und doch real sympathisch, so normal und doch total gestört, so besonders. And now it looks like a coat rack, children adopted as often as many of your underpants to change answers in interviews on all items as so automatic that can be the judge Fritzen, the card is holding up with the text literally smell and tried everything to her old, normal, abnormal image in a princess / Mother Teresa to change life.
Actually, they have to do one so sorry. Imagine, you walk out of the house and is constantly staring only photographed, addressed, adored, stalked and criticized. This permanent rumors about the sex life, the spouse, their sex life with the spouse, child rearing, the psyche and so Pretty much any intimate deatils of what they alone can know what the tears but for the fun of everyone's mouth. Life = 0 Probably such an Promlieben makes exactly 2 weeks and then would be fun - no matter how much it costs - to be included in a witness protection program, including new identity.
Yes, actually we must feel sorry for them. But wait just really. So far as the coal, the retreat simply easily and stay away from the flashing lights, so what's the point? Angelina, you can not feel sorry!
The selection of your films has always been, well, we say something "questionable". From the shooting of a Riesentitte lesbian model, a bleached to death a journalist and a drug-addicted astray - you've hardly missed something, but mostly it proved no skill. Unfortunately outweigh your bad performances, while you were still on such a good way! Gia (1998), the model was terrific lesbbische played by you and for Girl Interrupted (1999) before you get an Oscar. But oh, it is just cheese. Damn a lot of cheese. Brad Pitt may have your talent elicits short time again, in any case were Changeling (2008) and A Mighty Heart (2007) again great, but then. The
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Salt.
The film was promoted for weeks. You were permanently at some premiere, have umpteen times the same questions answered, smiling slightly annoyed at the camera and distributed irritated or signatures. I thought at the time "also makes when so much advertising for it, so the film can not even be so great," Well dear Angy
, unfortunately I was right. Funny that you have there ever been through, the Philip Noyce Rergisseur do you know already from The Bone Collector (1999) and also was not quite wrong, right?
So I made to the content.
Evelyn Salt is a CIA agent / spy. It is formed top can, fluent Russian because her parents lived long in Russia and is in general for Russian "agendas" responsible. KGB, Barishnikow, vodka and all that crap stop. Well one day, and sits so a Russian with her in an interrogation room and told her that a Russian sleeper agent will come and destroy the U.S. government. Nostradamus quasi. Stupid is wait, that he called the name of that Russian agents and is ... na, na, na? Exactly! Salt. Evelyn Salt.
And then begins the chase. CIA against them, evil Russians against them, all against them. Fortunately, this thing takes just 100 minutes.
Columbia Pictures contributed a PR campaign with the tagline "Who's Salt" as well as the trailers make the viewer not clear who this lady. Is she evil? So Russian? If the Russians told the truth, or is it because what in die Schuhe geschoben? Gut? Böse? Russin? Amerikanerin?
Und genau an dem Punkt kommt man sich schon einmal verarscht vor. Das ist ein AMERIKANISCHER Film von einem AMERIKANISCHEN Regisseur, mit einer AMERIKANERIN in der Hauptrolle. Wird diese böse sein? Wird die Hauptdarstellern, die hervorgehoben wird, eine böse, russische Spionin sein? Ja. In einem Paralleluniversum wahrscheinlich schon, nachdem wir aber in einer Welt Leben, in der amerikanische Filme jede Gelegenheit nutzen um Propaganda für sich und gegen alle anderen zu betreiben, weiß jeder, noch bevor er die Kinokarte gekauft hat, wer Salt ist und was mit ihr passieren wird.
Des Weiteres glaubt Herr Noyce wohl, wir haben alle was auf den Augen und glauben wirklich, that a 175cm tall woman can sprint about 45 miles of pounds, from rooftops, bridges, almost everything is high, jumping on moving cars, and despite repeated violations may be (including a grazing shot) blithely continue to fight. Sure.
The worst of it is clear that much remains unanswered too many questions, many of the scenes is extremely illogical and all the others appear to be conclusive and in the end even interpreted in the direction of 2nd part.
0815 is putting it too cute, the movie was not only because umpteen times already with other titles (for example, 90% of all James Bond movies), it is simply unnecessary. The expandables (2010), an action movie with "talents" like "New Year's Eve My lip is deeper than your breasts "Stallone and Arny" I'll be back and now I have nothing against gay people, "Schwarzenegger, Mickey" I look out, as were several trucks several times over it went over me, "added Rourke Salt within . hours down boxing of all cinema Listen Again, an action movie with Sly Stallone and Arny (together they are almost 140 years old) Salt has quickly displaced by the box office ... Need I say more
PS: The German August Diehl was praised highly by all media and also by Angelina Jolie for his performance ... My question: how much power the guy has a total of 3 appearances and 5 minutes on the screen get !!!????