Thursday, October 21, 2010

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Resident Evil Afterlife

or the advance of 3D cinema



I love horror! Psychologically, I'm probably a disturbed or suffering from nature that has been desensitized by the media, it can only feel more in shock, blood, guts and screaming in pleasure and fun. So it is at least in Psychology Today . If I were running amok in a Hofer-branch, a huge break out discussion and several witnesses of my friends will become filthy rich by giving interviews in which they sob crying into the camera: "I've always known! She wanted only horror! I always wanted the wedding of my best friend watch with her, but she would only Freddy, Chucky, Jason and George Bush! Why did not I prevent it? "

Sorry God is good horror has become scarce. Admittedly, it is not very easy to shoot a film that is exciting, scary and intelligent. In this respect I was forced by my high expectations and leave myself to franchise productions. Yes, I was a Konsumhure.
Resident Evil is originally a yes - if not the - Horrospiel, which was eventually filmed once and for Überrraschung many even not so bad. The second part was then in turn garbage making it the third part was easy again to be better, well and so now the 4th. With franchise films is true (especially if they alternate directors and producers permanent) often as an American share price - so fast do not look at you, you sit in the cinema before a masterpiece and then washed like a roller coaster in the abyss .
3D is indeed such a thing again. Sometimes you have to work the feeling the only reason why directors with 3D, so the movie ticket is even more expensive, or so you have at least some reason to go to the movies. As faithfully to the motto: "Yes, that's a shit movie, but hey - it's 3D!! Camera depth, stones the shoot you in the face, 3D, MAN !!!!" I was extremely skeptical when I saw that Resident Evil 4 is only and exclusively only in 3D in the cinema. But you can not interrupt a film series at once? That would be totally weird, right? Think of times before, you meet someone who says "Star Wars ? Since I've only seen part of the 3rd "
Freak!
So then paid-off to the movies, 7,50 €, and dived into the world of zombies and sexy Russian Zombie Slayer.

The Story
As with most horror films, the content vile flat. Zombies do not eat-Zombies and the non-zombies want to flee from the zombies. Basically, yes, the Resident Evil basic story is quite interesting, a large group (Umbrella Corporation) that runs pretty much all the threads in the Americas, has shit built and launched a virus among the population and is now out of the whole disaster on beating nor capital . Evil corporate bosses included. In the part even with evil, Asian Group employees.
Regrettably, the film, however, more emphasis on elaborate fight / shooting scenes and ingenious escape attempts, so that the story actually almost disappears. Did however (unfortunately) nothing expected.

The effects
Wie gesagt, 3D ist so eine Sache. Ich sehe mir zum Beispiel Kinderfilme mit richtigen 3D Effekten (durch die Gegend fliegende Sachen, Szenen, in denen man sich im Kinosessel erschreckt duckt etc.) sehr gerne an und finde reine Tiefenschärfe a la Avatar ziemlich langweilig. Resident Evil Afterlife zeigt sowohl das Eine, als auch das Andere und war dadurch ziemlich beeindruckend. Besonders in den Kampfszenen wurden so ziemlich alle Effektregister gezogen – leider auch diverse andere Filme kopiert ( The Matrix ) aber die 1,50€ für diese Einweg- 3D Brille haben sich wirklich ausgezahlt.

Die Schauspieler
Irgendwie ist es ja direkt süß, wenn Schauspieler the dumbest story try with breathtaking, convincing drama about cover, however, remains (as in the previous parts) displaying only Milla "I kick undead butts 4 years now" Jovovich in mind.

Conclusion:

The following people should look at Resident Evil Afterlife:

- People with 3D TVs (= rich sacks)
- people who have a normal TV and want to follow the Resident Evil story and the film is relatively cheap can arrange somewhere
- people who are on Milla Jovovich

5 / 10 - is therefore Sun Let's see how the 5th part. And the 6th.

Some questions concern me as always at the end:

- Why do women wear, the tough monster hunters play ALWAYS high heels? And I mean really high heels, then plateau offenders with 7cm paragraph?
- Why do I have any skin-tight leather jumpsuits?
- Why was the theme music (Theme) no longer used in this part?
- Why does Dr. House since the 3rd season a new opening music?
- Why do I cough when I clean my ears with cotton swabs?

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